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| Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006 | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 25 2006, 07:13 PM (86 Views) | |
| SpookyTheCat | Jan 25 2006, 07:13 PM Post #1 |
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~Shortstop had me at Hi..~
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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006 # 10 ~~ Life is sexually transmitted. # 9 ~~ Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. # 8 ~~ Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him Without an erection, make him a sandwich. # 7 ~~ Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a Person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. # 6 ~~ Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for Anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. # 5 ~~ Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in Hospitals dying of nothing. # 4 ~~ All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no Attention to criticism. # 3 ~~ Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? # 2 ~~ In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal. ~*~*~*~ AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 ~*~*~*~ # 1 ~~ We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. |
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| punka111 | Jan 25 2006, 08:05 PM Post #2 |
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~Mistress Admin~
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that was the damn best thing I have read in a long time! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| shortstop | Jan 25 2006, 09:19 PM Post #3 |
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Spooky's Wife
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I love them :yahoo: :yahoo: Good ones babe! :kiss: |
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| peanut | Jan 25 2006, 11:40 PM Post #4 |
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Sweet Talker
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I especially like number 6!! :tease: |
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| Bama | Jan 27 2006, 01:14 AM Post #5 |
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Sweet Talker
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# 8 ~~ Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him Without an erection, make him a sandwich Thats the best advice I've heard in a long time! |
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| wicca912 | Jan 27 2006, 07:18 AM Post #6 |
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Jabber Jaws
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:lol: Those were halarious!!! :lol: |
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