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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006
Topic Started: Jan 25 2006, 07:13 PM (86 Views)
SpookyTheCat
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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006

# 10 ~~ Life is sexually transmitted.

# 9 ~~ Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

# 8 ~~ Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him Without an erection, make him a sandwich.

# 7 ~~ Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a Person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

# 6 ~~ Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for Anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

# 5 ~~ Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in Hospitals dying of nothing.

# 4 ~~ All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no Attention to criticism.

# 3 ~~ Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

# 2 ~~ In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.

~*~*~*~ AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 ~*~*~*~

# 1 ~~ We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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punka111
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that was the damn best thing I have read in a long time!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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shortstop
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I love them :yahoo: :yahoo: Good ones babe! :kiss:
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peanut
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I especially like number 6!! :tease:
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Bama
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# 8 ~~ Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him Without an erection, make him a sandwich

Thats the best advice I've heard in a long time!
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wicca912
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:lol: Those were halarious!!! :lol:
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