What's your name?

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What's your name?
Topic Started: Dec 13 2005, 08:12 AM (100 Views)
magicangel	Dec 13 2005, 08:12 AM Post #1
Chatter Box Addict Posts: 5,655 Group: Mods Member #86 Joined: September 29, 2003	We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humour... Follow the instructions to find your new name. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day . Enjoy and have a laugh!



magicangel	Dec 13 2005, 08:13 AM Post #2
Chatter Box Addict Posts: 5,655 Group: Mods Member #86 Joined: September 29, 2003	Mine is Sloopy FeatherBoob Daniel is Sloopy BubbleHump :tease: :party: :yahoo:



shortstop	Dec 13 2005, 08:17 AM Post #3
Spooky's Wife Posts: 11,668 Group: Mods Member #284 Joined: June 23, 2004	I love this! Thanks Magic !!!! :yahoo: Just call me : Snickel Farkletush :yahoo: :yahoo:



magicangel	Dec 13 2005, 08:20 AM Post #4
Chatter Box Addict Posts: 5,655 Group: Mods Member #86 Joined: September 29, 2003	LOL, your welcome SS or should I say Miss Farkletush! :tease: :yahoo:



shortstop	Dec 13 2005, 08:23 AM Post #5
Spooky's Wife Posts: 11,668 Group: Mods Member #284 Joined: June 23, 2004	:yahoo: Good morning Miss Featherboob :worthy: Or would you rather be called Sloopy? :cheer:



magicangel	Dec 13 2005, 09:25 AM Post #6
Chatter Box Addict Posts: 5,655 Group: Mods Member #86 Joined: September 29, 2003	lol, you can call me whatever you want! :tease: :hugs:



peanut	Dec 13 2005, 01:59 PM Post #7
Sweet Talker Posts: 2,410 Group: play Member #536 Joined: May 2, 2005	Hello, I'm Sloopy Chickenhump and my boyfriend is Fluffy Chucklechunks!! :yahoo: How are you Miss Featherboob and Miss Farkletush? :tease:



punka111	Dec 13 2005, 02:40 PM Post #8
~Mistress Admin~ Posts: 24,060 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: June 21, 2003	crusty battybiscuits lmao just call me crusty!!



FrugalMomof2	Dec 13 2005, 03:48 PM Post #9
Unregistered	I'm Dorfus Frickenbrains
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Anubis	Dec 13 2005, 05:35 PM Post #10
~ Chatter Box Boy Toy~ Posts: 3,048 Group: play Member #547 Joined: May 17, 2005	tootsie tootsie pottytush okaaaaay... yeah.. just call me toots :tease:



wicca912	Dec 17 2005, 03:42 PM Post #11
Jabber Jaws Posts: 973 Group: play Member #775 Joined: December 10, 2005	:haha: Hello, my name is Dorfus Dippindoodle. :tease: Hee Hee!!! How appropriate! This was alot of fun! Thanks, Magic! :wink:



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