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hmm...; read!!!
Topic Started: Jan 2 2006, 08:44 PM (452 Views)
musicalmeg2004
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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.



"Dear Dad,



It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion... Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren.



Love, your son, John.

P.S. Dad, None of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home."

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Adat
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Oh boy; how can he have the nerve?!
First he has to lie.
Second he has to come up with all that.
Third he then tells the truth (good)
Fourth; why dare he get lower than all As or most As with a few Bs?
Fifth... Is he grounded for life for lying all that?
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musicalmeg2004
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goodness adat... it's supposed to be funny
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webstar7
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are b's that bad?
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Adat
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Meg: I can't help it; I would be dead if I did that...
Webastar: Yes; I personally have As be more of... A-Cs, with Bs being Ds & Fs, and everything lower just... unable to be possiblely allowed.
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Excuse me?? i got 2 B's this semester and u say they are bad? i'm glad i got B's ( even though i'm not ) than a C cause C's are BAD << means evil lol.
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C's aren't that bad, I don't get them, but last year at T.C. I got 2 C's in stupid Algebra, it's not horrible or life threatening, so it's not that big of a deal, well in our house it is, but that's besides the point.
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not if you want a good record to go to a 4 year university
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Off-Topic: Webstar, you already got your semester report? When?
On-Topic: Anyway yea, you'll have to wait until later when little bits of information ARE released; so if we're not going to talk about it, I guess I should just close this until later, but we'll see.
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musicalmeg2004
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what!?! i leave this for a bit, and when i come back it has absolutely nothing to do with what i originally posted. which was a JOKE!!!
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no offense i ain't those people with sense of humor...unless i watch a movie.

off topic: adat i know what i have semester grads are on 6/13/06
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CupidsVictim
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Ah....
MusicalMeg, if it makes you feel any better, I thought this was hilarious.
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musicalmeg2004
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thank you cupidsvictim! finally somebody appreciates my joke!
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Adat
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After much time passing and coming back to this, I know I've encountered this multiple times (e-mails, perhaps?)...

Anyway--after much time passes, then we've grown and matured... I found it funny (finally [...somewhat... :P ]).
Edited by Adat, Mar 5 2009, 10:19 PM.
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woohoo! that makes me happy :)
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