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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 17 2005, 11:42 AM (313 Views) | |
| musicalmeg2004 | Jul 17 2005, 11:42 AM Post #1 |
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The cabin door opens. Two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle. > >Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other > >is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous > >laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the > >door closes, and the engines start up. > > > >The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign > >that this is just a little practical joke. None is > >forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the > >people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the > >water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane > >will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that > >moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and > >laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, > >secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. > > > >In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You > >know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too > >late and we're all gonna die." |
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| CupidsVictim | Jul 19 2005, 02:12 AM Post #2 |
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That's great. Made me laugh. Thanks for sharing.
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| Adat | Jul 19 2005, 04:24 PM Post #3 |
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.... I think I missed the point... Or something... They're blind... but... Huh? Edit: Oh! Or do they use the screams as a guide to say when to take off?! |
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| CupidsVictim | Jul 19 2005, 09:11 PM Post #4 |
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Yeah- they use the screams. I thought it was funny. |
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| musicalmeg2004 | Jul 19 2005, 09:37 PM Post #5 |
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I'm glad that you thought it was funny. I sure did! |
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| Adat | Jul 19 2005, 09:40 PM Post #6 |
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*continues of deathly scilence* .... ............ ......... ........ I found it just depressing...... ........ .......................... ............................ ........ ............... .......... ............. .......... ............... .................... ....................... |
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| musicalmeg2004 | Mar 5 2009, 11:09 PM Post #7 |
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oh lighten up...it's just funny
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| Adat | Mar 5 2009, 11:45 PM Post #8 |
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Wow. I was terrible when I was younger... I did find that funny; maybe it's true that guys grow up after girls--I mean, after reading your posts then Cupids' response always is about what I've wanted to reply with--or that comes to mind first. That is, at least, for the past... what, three different topics that have been given a breath of new life--reviving them from the depths of the deep, dark abyss of cybernetic doom. But anyway; yeah, I chuckled now. Maybe it is that I've just actually lightened up as the years have aged on; I'm either not so harsh or hard on situations or I've just actually invested or found a sense of humor, finally... |
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