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Two Pilots
Topic Started: Jul 17 2005, 11:42 AM (313 Views)
musicalmeg2004
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The cabin door opens. Two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the
aisle.
> >Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other
> >is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous
> >laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the
> >door closes, and the engines start up.
> >
> >The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign
> >that this is just a little practical joke. None is
> >forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the
> >people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for
the
> >water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the
plane
> >will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that
> >moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and
> >laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines,
> >secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
> >
> >In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You
> >know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too
> >late and we're all gonna die."
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CupidsVictim
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That's great. Made me laugh. Thanks for sharing. ^_^
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.... I think I missed the point... Or something... They're blind... but... Huh?

Edit: Oh! Or do they use the screams as a guide to say when to take off?!
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CupidsVictim
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Yeah- they use the screams. I thought it was funny.
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musicalmeg2004
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I'm glad that you thought it was funny. I sure did!
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*continues of deathly scilence* .... ............ ......... ........ I found it just depressing...... ........ .......................... ............................ ........ ............... .......... ............. .......... ............... .................... .......................
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musicalmeg2004
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oh lighten up...it's just funny :)
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Wow. I was terrible when I was younger... I did find that funny; maybe it's true that guys grow up after girls--I mean, after reading your posts then Cupids' response always is about what I've wanted to reply with--or that comes to mind first. That is, at least, for the past... what, three different topics that have been given a breath of new life--reviving them from the depths of the deep, dark abyss of cybernetic doom.

But anyway; yeah, I chuckled now. Maybe it is that I've just actually lightened up as the years have aged on; I'm either not so harsh or hard on situations or I've just actually invested or found a sense of humor, finally...
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